ixnan the absolute babe

I deleted the messages by mistake from my mb of yours smdjdmd

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU

Hi 
          Do u have any recommendations like The Guy Next Door and Just Ask Juliet? 

okay so y’all know like chicks before dicks BUT SOMEONE ONLINE HAS JUST DROPPED THIS “holes before poles” SHIT AND WHAT

Hello to the human i never remember the name of~

Also I'm dumb.
          
          ahem. check the newest announcement on my convo board please
          
          NOTHING TO BIG THOUGH

DID I JUST MAKE TWO BOOKS?
          yes
          BUT ARE THEY REAL BOOKS?
          no
          
          
          GO CHECK THEM OUT
          
          ONLY THE TUMBLR ONE MAY *EVER*BE PUBLISHED AGAIN
          because I am, in the words of awesomeness 我其实挺无聊的

yknow there's thus thing where its like a deatheater was polyjuicing fred to get info or whatever but got killed instead but fred was really weak and had to hide until he was strong again and came back.
          
          THATS TOTALLY COMPLETLEY WHAT HAPPENED NO ONE ARGUE

This bitch changed her name again-
          And then complaints that I don't remember her.... like BITCH TF

Two words my friends - Flowers from 1970 (yes that counts cause its two words and a number)
          moving on,
          
          READ IT
          READ IT PLEASE
          READ IT BECAUSE WHAT IF YOU BECOME ILLITERATE TOMMOROW
          READ IT IF ITS THE LAST THING YOU READ
          
          (its technically a dreamsmp fanfic but it can be read as a standalone with no prior knowledge (me) )
          
          check bio for more! 
          love you all so much