smexy_pile_of_shit

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holy shit im alive

smexy_pile_of_shit

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THE TIMES I MADE MY TEACHER BLUSH:
          this one time, i swore in my English class. i said crap and everyone laughed at me and asked "why are you saying crap?" so i said "what do i say? shit?" and the teacher said nothing. At the end of class i stayed behind with the rest of the students he gave detention to for not doing the work and he asked"why are you still here?" i said that i was punishing myself (the wrong choice of words XD) and, i kid you not, HE FUCKING BLUSHED. LIKE BRIGHT RED. he had the same reaction when i told a dirty joke in class. we were talking about animal farm and the teacher said "what do the whips remind you of?" obviously expecting an answer like "oppression" or smthn but i put my hand up with a blank face and when he picked me i said "kinks." and smiled. he also blushed that time. XDDDD im evil

-TIREDBLUEBOY

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@smexy_pile_of_shit I mean, I'm late but my 6th grade geography teacher called some kid a "midget rat".
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smexy_pile_of_shit

oof
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There’s been m times when my 8th grade teachers cussed on time my social studies teacher said hell because a kid was gonna let another kid who was late to class in and she said something around the lines of “there’s no way in hell im gonna let you let him in” and another time my language arts teacher said shit because she was mad (but she’s that kind of teacher who’s always mad) and trying to work with the annoying kids and someone was gonna ask her something and she said something along the lines of “can’t you see the shit I’m doing”
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