This diwali, I wish you with all the
blessings I have from all your red flags, this auspicious season I hope no one gaslights for you as much as I do because you are a patakha and you deserve it and no one who loves you is as toxic as I am, always be grateful I'm the best you can get a chance to look at, I'm like the silver gold plated kaju katli(sweets) and you're like the wrapper,
I hope we always stay close, take care of yourself get me a gift, stay happy and wait for me to ruin it, wish you the best health, give me money, love you! (Not really)
Av v happy diwali to you