smokedbikes

this message may be offensive
/holy shit the last time i was active was in July ??? Anyway cb 

mortaelis

jesus christ, you scared me. what are you doing here..?

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   it seems i’ve missed a lot back home huh..?
Reply

baredelegance

ah. my how the tables have turned. what 
          would you like to eat? 

baredelegance

@smokedbikes,, chocolate milkshake it is, gorgeous. :) 
Reply

mortaelis

it’s you! i never thought you’d actually come to seattle. where’s the kid..?

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   yeah..? i imagine. 
Reply

smokedbikes

@mortaelis 
            
            the ride was good helped a lot when you need to think or just get away 
Reply

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   i did. and besides, i like working with kids. even though sometimes they don’t make it through the procedure, it’s kind of sad but… nevermind uh, how was the… i’m assuming you used your bike to get here and not a plane..?
Reply

mortaelis

this message may be offensive
hey, came to see the kid, before you say anything, yeah i look like shit, yeah i just left the hospital but i came to see my nephew so. 

smokedbikes

@mortaelis 
            
            first of all I would come out to Seattle 
Reply

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   not if i don’t visit. or if you don’t come up to seattle. 
Reply

mortaelis

your mom went home for the night, so did your sister, i’m working the graveyard shift 

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   because she’s genuinely a horrible human being and actually horrifying? and i don’t say that as her intern, i say that as someone who knows her outside of her hospital job 
Reply

smokedbikes

@mortaelis 
            
            well here's the thing that's my mom and I don't know why Jules does it 
Reply

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   your mom calls him your pet sperm, and so does jules. but fine, i’ll call it by its name. 
Reply

mortaelis

i went into the hospital today and your sister said i couldn’t see abel because she doesn’t know how his body would react to new bodies in the room, so i came to see you and check if you needed anything like the good friend i am. oh and i brought food 

mortaelis

see you around blondie. 
Reply

smokedbikes

@mortaelis 
            
            you know it Blondie 
Reply

mortaelis

i know you will. but i should go, i told my mom i wouldn’t be out long and that i would be in and out. call me if you need anything and if it all fails, have your mom call me 
Reply

mortaelis

this message may be offensive
hey so, now that i’m in like aunt laiken mode, i had no idea if you were like prepared for baby stuff and shit, so i got a few things. and before you ask, i raided my mom’s collection of my old baby stuff and mostly my brother’s. 

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   yeah, well, it happens
Reply

smokedbikes

@mortaelis 
            
            yeah well whole family business that not a lot of people are built for 
Reply

mortaelis

@smokedbikes   have you considered that maybe you’re talking to the wrong people? that’s why i don’t date either, i rather not drag them into the whole family business thing, it’s an awkward conversation 
Reply

mortaelis

welcome, meet the new addition to the mountain of stuffed octopuses 

smokedbikes

@mortaelis 
            
            that or your brother supplies her with endless amounts on top of whatever it is she does 
Reply

mortaelis

this message may be offensive
@smokedbikes   i come from money and i sell shit on my cute little art website and stella just has money. she probably sells drugs or something. 
Reply