Hi, I'm me. I am a potato and my name is Sami (I swear to god if you spell it wrong I will not hesitate to stab you with a frog). I enjoy reading and writing very strange fanfiction, weird to the point of when you see it you're like "What the actual FUCK Sami?!" If you are from my school and choose to follow and judge me I will politely slit your wrist with an egg shell and then block you, this goes for all you fucktards that want to judge me.

I am only a mere potato in this large universe so please don't judge me, I have a fragile soul.

And lastly a message to you children:
Remember, don't become obsessed with 13245874591647943 bands and dedicate your life and 43927534965 social media blogs to them, you will become an antisocial mess and will never EVER get anything done, ever. 
DON'T. FUCKING. DO. IT.