Felixology

sup weebs I'm out of ideas but I promise a new story will be up Monday
          Feel free to leave requests, it would really help me

my hands smell like dry corn

they just came out with a bluetooth pregnancy test 
          what has this world come to

Thanks for the follow!
          
          -Lizi/Admin

so i heard trumps ancestors are cheetos 
          just look at him, standing in front of a podium with cheeto crumbs all over his freakin skin, hes dirt to me. hes disgusting. *spits* hes freakin sick. hes nothing. hes dirt. frick him. frick him. hes freaking sick. freakin end it all. its time to stop

CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
          THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT CRAWL
          CRAWL IS HOW I CRAWL
          CRAWLING WHAT IS CRAWL
          CRAWL
          (My friend will get this ref and know their request is coming up tomorrow)

when you're climbing up a tree and you feel it on your knee
          diarrhea

Daddy's daycare
          Blending up children and slirpping them up in a milkshake
          Giving birth to them out of my eyelids
          Comment if I should own a daycare or not

Your top lip is upside down.

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!