🐢John Laurens🐢

yo.
          i’ve been gone for 2+ years.
          this is my new account, to anyone who thinks i’m dead.
          i’m alive and okay :)
          please check out my new book btw
          and pm me.
          i want to hear from you guys :)

Hey!!

I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS
          
          
          STOP SENDING ME CAT FACES AND CAT PICTURES
          
          
          I SNEEZE THROUGH THE SCREEN
          
          
          I'M LOOKING AT YOU HERC.

Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs...
          
          Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up.
          
          
          :)

Yo? You John Laurens? 

SOMEONE IN MY BLOCK JUST YELLED "DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY"
          
          HELP ME I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO BE RAPED

Did you check the news?
          
          Word is going around that a frog Kermit-ted suicide... It's sad really..

@HerculesMulligan_ 
          I will hurt you.

@HerculesMulligan_ 
          YEAH YOU BETTER RUN.
          
          //pls no

@HerculesMulligan_ 
          *places Susan on the ground*
          Susan: ..... *turtle noise*
          
          // no you dOnT