🐢John Laurens🐢

yo.
          i’ve been gone for 2+ years.
          this is my new account, to anyone who thinks i’m dead.
          i’m alive and okay :)
          please check out my new book btw
          and pm me.
          i want to hear from you guys :)

Hey!!

I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS
          
          
          STOP SENDING ME CAT FACES AND CAT PICTURES
          
          
          I SNEEZE THROUGH THE SCREEN
          
          
          I'M LOOKING AT YOU HERC.

Reese's Puffs Reese's Puffs...
          
          Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up.
          
          
          :)

Yo? You John Laurens? 

SOMEONE IN MY BLOCK JUST YELLED "DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY"
          
          HELP ME I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO BE RAPED

Did you check the news?
          
          Word is going around that a frog Kermit-ted suicide... It's sad really..

"Don't call me Papa John."
          Pfft...
          hEY PAPA JOHN! ALEX IS CALLING--
          

*John, Henry and Alexander are all at dinner*
          
          John: Daddy pass me the salt.
          *Alexander and Henry both reach for the salt*
          John:
          Henry:
          Alexander:
          Alexander: I can explain.

--DINNER WITH THE HAMILSQUAD--
          
          Alexander: *eating French fries* Hey, Laurens?
          John: Yeah?
          Alexander: Could you pass me the salt?
          John: Sure! 
          Aaron: John what are you--
          John: *throws burr across the table*
          Alexander: John what the hell!
          John: You said pass the salt!
          Alexander: Yes, just a little to put on my fries, not enough to raise my cholesterol!