My real name is ellie but ma nickname is shortcakesmurfsareblue and yes it is a long nick name but I don't care because one of my best friends made it up :)
14 years of age (hehe posh)
I <3 JUSTIN BIEBER (don't judge)
Some people say i'm weird but to be honest I don't give a shit
Louis Tomlinson :3 x
I have the randomest brain in the world
it pisses me off when people make fun of my mates so just don't
I have 1 dog and a fish (according to annie I am also a fish) and one rabbit
my dog is called Oscar and hes annoying but I don't care
my rabbit is smokey and she gave me a massive scratch down ma chest ( what a bitch) but I still <3 her
ma fish is either pregnant or has a tuma (yes the shop sold me a broken fish)
I <3 drawing
I also <3 reading
and writing
i'm a fidget bum
when I hate someone theyre annoying
when theyre annoying I get pissed off
when I get pissed off I shout
when I shout they laugh
when they laugh I hit
when I hit they cry
when they cry they tell
when they tell I get sent out
when I get sent out I go to the green room
when I get sent to the green room I have an afterschool detention
when I have an afterschool detention my mum picks me up from school
when she picks me up from school she gets angry
when shes angry I get shouted at
when I get shouted I answer back
when I answer back I get grounded
when I get grounded I get pissed
when I get pissed I shout
and the cycle goes on!
I try not to hate anyone because it only reflects badly on me
I wish I was superman
BUMHOLE
I cry because Justin bieber is so perfect
I have completion on being a belieber ( Tonishia )
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE IM A MOTH!!!
Suck on that mutherfudders
FUCK YOUR FACE
Kier is a sloth
annie is a werewolf
jade is a lolli pop
ricki is ma bitch
I sometimes get a lollipop and eat it and then dip it in nuttella and then I suck on that because I am a bitch and I will kill your lollipops because I am such a bitch!
I am batman, you are robyn so suck on that bitch im higher than you!!
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Robber in scunthorpe
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A story of a girl who aquaints a robber and ends up befriending him, even though he shot her father