smutcoven69

️ AUTHOR’S NOTE FROM THE COVEN OF SILVER SMUT ️
          	—written under one candlelight for spiritual purposes, three snacks, and zero megabytes of WiFi—
          	
          	My dearest sinful kittens, my velvety readers of thighs, asphyxiation kinks, and emotionally damaged beastmen…
          	
          	I come to you today not with a chapter, but with a desperate digital SOS . I have been brutally betrayed by the country's internet gods—and not in the hot “tied-to-a-stone-altar-and-worshipped” way. No. This is more like, “try uploading a chapter and get slapped back into the Stone Age with a lag so severe even the System said 'girl, I can’t help you now.'”
          	
          	Why, you ask? Well… because tomorrow begins the national high school exams, and our dear government—bless their chaotic little hearts—has decided the best solution to cheating is shutting down the internet FOR A WHOLE WEEK .
          	Yes. A. Whole. Week.
          	You know what that means:
          	No thigh worship.
          	No Clara seduction schemes.
          	No Harvey accidentally sniffing her toes again.
          	Just… silence. A forbidden dry spell of smut.
          	
          	 The horror. 
          	
          	I tried uploading. I really did. I offered the WiFi a sacrifice of midnight tears, three espresso shots, and an unsaved Google Doc. The modem blinked once in pity… then died.
          	
          	So here's the plan, my precious degenerates:
          	✨ I will return around June 19 or 20, depending on whether the WiFi gods have had their blood rituals.
          	✨ In the meantime, I’ll be taking this forced exile as a chance to revise the beastly chaos sitting in my drafts—yes, the one where Muer nearly bites a tree from frustration and Winston paints Clara wearing nothing but confidence.
          	
          	So don’t worry. We’re not done. The smut shall rise again.
          	Your thighs shall tremble. Your hearts shall flutter. Your screens shall overheat.
          	
          	Until then—stay sinful. 
          	
          	Yours in lag and lust,
          	—Writer coven of silver smut , the Glitchy Gremlin of the Coven
          	
          	
          	P.S. If the next chapter arrives and it’s 3,960 words long… blame the internet. Not me.
          	
          	

hopesunmeetsme

@smutcoven69 where are you my dear author ? we are dying 
          	  SAVE US!!
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DeeDee7701

Where are you? I hope you are doing okay.

DeeDee7701

Dream sequence.... Grabs passport and money I don't have. Books flight to North Africa. Lands. Rents automobile and Goodles a sign making company. Drives to said sign company. Has sign made to hang on the automobile "Looking To Join the Cloven of Silver Smut". Gets really, really weird looks from people at sign shop. They insist on being paid in advance.  And extra, well because I'm weird, foreign and a little scary. (Long flight and no sleep. Living on coffee. Natural grey blue eyes and lack of sleep leaves me looking like a true zombie.)
             What can I say. My author is missing from Wattpad! I can sleep later!
            Then I plan to drive for days! Looking for the Coven of Silver Smut. 
            But.... Before I can get the car started; I get stopped by government officials! They had received a call describing me and my , um, unusual request.  
            My pleading and explanation that I am looking for my missing author is ignored! I am handcuffed and lead away to be questioned. After listening to my full story they realized that jail is not the place for me. 
            They call someone to take me to a nice 'hotel'.  The hotel looks very secure. Bars on the windows and a very secure entrance with a security guard, but he's dressed in scrubs like a nurse?
            They gave me a nice white room. I am in some comfortable clothes and something to eat. A nice Doctor came and talked to me. I explained I was tired, but not sick. He said that this was just standard. What a nice 'hotel'! He gave me a pill to help me rest and relax. Ahhh. They said something about contacting someone. I can't remember. I think I'll take a little nap. The walls and floors are padded. So it's pretty comforta...... Zzzzzzzz
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DeeDee7701

I'm going through Clara withdrawal •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀
          
          Need more (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)
          
          Please (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

DeeDee7701

Thinking about you and your family. I hope you are doing well. (⁠•⁠ө⁠•⁠)⁠♡
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DeeDee7701

I forgot... Emojis don't work on this (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)
            Hence the seemingly empty response.
            I was sending an hug. (⁠⊃⁠。⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)⁠⊃
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DeeDee7701

I put an actual picture of myself as my profile picture. Albeit, an older one... Maybe it can give you a little inspiration for DeeDee. I do have a fascination with foxes! I have a stuffed one on my bed. So, your intuition was spot on. And just a little bit of red in my hair, and blue gray eyes. 
          I am so flattered that you used my name for one of your characters!

smutcoven69

@ DeeDee7701  Oh DeeDee , you just unlocked my soft spot—grandmotherly chaos is the most powerful magic of all! If transmigration was real, I’d yeet us both through a sparkly portal so you could relive that time and I could steal extra inspiration ✨. But listen, even if that pic is from years ago, I can see it—you still carry that shine, that fox-fire spark. Time doesn’t erase it, it just makes it more dangerous 
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DeeDee7701

Thank you (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) I have been widowed for many years and I'm a grandmother now .  That picture is from many years ago.  I wish I could transmigrate back to that time. I didn't appreciate what I had, until it was gone.
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smutcoven69

@ DeeDee7701  get ready kitten , deedee is strategized chaos  beautiful by the way I must say if this was an old picture youre gorgeous by now I gues I was spot on 
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Snape_Lyra

Hello, Smutcoven69.
          I'm Lyra, I'd like to translate your story "Stealing Mates" into Spanish. Could you give me your permission? I'll give you the corresponding credits.
          I have translated stories before, you can find some of my work on my profile. I hope you can give me your permission.

smutcoven69

@ Snape_Lyra  welcome kitten 
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Snape_Lyra

@smutcoven69 Thank you so much, I will do my best to perfectly translate your amazing story. 
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smutcoven69

@ Snape_Lyra  Ooooh yes, that would be amazing!  I’d love to see Clara and all her deliciously unhinged mates swimming around in Spanish too! Thank you for wanting to share it — and for crediting me, you’re the best. Go for it, let’s make this an international ocean-and-beyond romance ✨
            
            And to all the future Spanish kitten readers:
            Bienvenidos a este océano de drama, amor, y locura 
            Aquí encontrarán príncipes obsesivos, guerreros celosos, y besos que saben a sal y pecado.
            Léanlo con cuidado… porque el mar, la tierra y el cielo no devuelven lo que reclaman 
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HarshiniNagda1

hey ya I loved your story and I am really excited for the next update please let me know the update dates also now she will be having mate from ocean then scorpion, who will be her last mate that is the 9th one.

smutcoven69

@ HarshiniNagda1  the lasts are mythical beast twins they are rootless flame city kitten 
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smutcoven69

️ AUTHOR’S NOTE FROM THE COVEN OF SILVER SMUT ️
          —written under one candlelight for spiritual purposes, three snacks, and zero megabytes of WiFi—
          
          My dearest sinful kittens, my velvety readers of thighs, asphyxiation kinks, and emotionally damaged beastmen…
          
          I come to you today not with a chapter, but with a desperate digital SOS . I have been brutally betrayed by the country's internet gods—and not in the hot “tied-to-a-stone-altar-and-worshipped” way. No. This is more like, “try uploading a chapter and get slapped back into the Stone Age with a lag so severe even the System said 'girl, I can’t help you now.'”
          
          Why, you ask? Well… because tomorrow begins the national high school exams, and our dear government—bless their chaotic little hearts—has decided the best solution to cheating is shutting down the internet FOR A WHOLE WEEK .
          Yes. A. Whole. Week.
          You know what that means:
          No thigh worship.
          No Clara seduction schemes.
          No Harvey accidentally sniffing her toes again.
          Just… silence. A forbidden dry spell of smut.
          
           The horror. 
          
          I tried uploading. I really did. I offered the WiFi a sacrifice of midnight tears, three espresso shots, and an unsaved Google Doc. The modem blinked once in pity… then died.
          
          So here's the plan, my precious degenerates:
          ✨ I will return around June 19 or 20, depending on whether the WiFi gods have had their blood rituals.
          ✨ In the meantime, I’ll be taking this forced exile as a chance to revise the beastly chaos sitting in my drafts—yes, the one where Muer nearly bites a tree from frustration and Winston paints Clara wearing nothing but confidence.
          
          So don’t worry. We’re not done. The smut shall rise again.
          Your thighs shall tremble. Your hearts shall flutter. Your screens shall overheat.
          
          Until then—stay sinful. 
          
          Yours in lag and lust,
          —Writer coven of silver smut , the Glitchy Gremlin of the Coven
          
          
          P.S. If the next chapter arrives and it’s 3,960 words long… blame the internet. Not me.
          
          

hopesunmeetsme

@smutcoven69 where are you my dear author ? we are dying 
            SAVE US!!
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laura123161

I'm fascinated by your book "Stealing mates". Love strong female lead, who knows what it wants. Your story keeps me on my toes what happens next, can't wait to see it. And that story's intensity-delicious... I'm still waiting patienly for a mermaid mate... but what other fan of your book said i'll repeat, take care of yourself and give yourself time to relax, we don't want you too burn out, we wait patiently for your story, your health is the priority.

smutcoven69

@ laura123161  To my precious kitten reader (yes, you, with the adorable worried face ❤️),
            
            First of all— Please dont worry OR I’LL THROW A PILLOW AT THE MOON.
            Secondly—thank you, thank you, merci from the bottom of my caffeine-soaked heart for loving my fanfic and falling in love with my OC. I knew we were meant to be when you cared more about my sleep than the spicy drama (okay, maybe not more, but at least equally).
            
            Now let’s address the burning concern: Am I alive? YES. Am I well-fed? YES. Am I sleeping like a fairy queen in a velvet cocoon? EHHH, close enough. I’m a terrible sleeper, which is why I bounce out of bed like a chaotic gremlin with a keyboard addiction. Writing isn’t burning me out—it’s saving the few sane brain cells I have left.
            
            Your Writer is thriving, drinking tea like it's a potion of plot power, and plotting every twist and kiss with evil giggles and glitter. I want to finish this book before my vacation ends—because when duty calls, I must go back to pretending to be a responsible adult (disgusting, I know).
            
            And one final truth bomb, darling kitten: when you see me dropping chapters like I’m raining confetti from the sky, don’t worry—I’m not writing in real-time like a possessed novelist (well, not always). I have 30 chapters in my writer's vault ready to unleash chaos. You’re just getting the revised, drama-seasoned versions. 
            
            So breathe, stretch, eat a snack, re-read that spicy chapters, and know that your Writer is alive, wicked, and dangerously inspired. Thank you for your sweet concern—you are officially part of the soft-chaos cult now.
            
            Bisou bisou and paw kisses,
            Your unhinged but very loved
            Writer ✨
            
            
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