@snakeofthehighseas
WOOF!!1!!!
@vertigobonezz-png Ye're a wha'? Whatever, don't ya spread tis "rabiesness" to me crew!
@vertigobonezz-png What, ye a scurvy dog or somethin'? Speak like a proper rogue, 'n not some animal double Dutch!
HELP I— i decided to wear an eyepatch to me ship and me crew yelled: "AHOY BLACKBEARD!" so i introduced myself ( i have a captain voice ) AND THEY ALL GOT SCURVY
@muddypawss- Sink me! Ye crew must be cursed by the great sea herself! Don't ye worry, eatin' limeys can smartly cure tis curse of the depths!
Oh my have you learned how to type properly
@brokenbonezz_png Aye. Turns out that blue little wench might be useful after all! Told me to "download" tis Grammarly.
omg its a wild pirate
@calzones_ Tis a wild pirate ya see, hm? Careful or ye might find out how wild I can be.
congrats you officially exist
@blueberrygaze Nay, I said what. Me time before this "Grammarly" scallywag 's dark as the bottom of Davey Jones' rottin' corpse!
@snakeofthehighseas did you just say what the heck? i'm so proud of you glad you're using my bio
@blueberrygaze WTHas a BOOMER?/. dont' tryna mock me, or me 'boom"' yar with me cannonblls.
Hello do you know what pronouns are
@brokenbonezz_png I WOUxld nOT btu thsi balstedf "'keyboad" ias makin COMMuniacatin lik3 some foop;l111!
@brokenbonezz_png anyonw who speaks any languzge must know, else callin every soul by theire names ares be a blAsted nuisance
Has the one above also granted you a cellular device? How are you finding it?
@sheepkid80 nope! there's antibiotics and cures for it now, so society is safe from most diseases
@sheepkid80 the bubonic wtha? notta blaggard ridden with sicknss! im the captain of tthe la serpiente, no scummy bug can cut down in me prime!
meowdy
@brokenbonezz_png "meowdy"?" what kind of languange is that?? speak plain or ye find yerself on the keel of my vessel1
must Say, this blimey "app" whatever it Is called is quite inconvenient to i
can barely form a readable sentence without these odd "symbols8e84!23" in my way or this tiny but long "pen" thing that sinks at the depths of this forsakemn black mirror???? INK and p3n are more practicakl choices
@brokenbonezz_png misogyny?/ those mildewheads think that a woman's place isd a kitchen or closed doors, til thry actually see me!< captain of the la serpiente, the vipress of the caribbean1! hHAH, many times i sent em to the ocean or sent them runnin to their taverns, tails tuckd between theiry legs!! brag all theyv wann thenw i come with my dflintlocks!
@brokenbonezz_png what's wrowng?, ye sea chicken? the ocean's the grand mistress,. she aint g9nna sned you to the gallows!!1 only man can do thta
greetings.
@MARLBOROLOBOS you fi1ND tis an ASDvanc3menet?? i sp.eaerk liek am 3l/oaded to ther gunwsales1
[ @snakeofthehighseas ] how have you found this technological advancement of yours to be? it's quite charming how much communication has quickened...i am a bit more accustomed to this sort of technology, now.