snakeofthehighseas

Arghh. Just woke up in this strange place called an "apartment" feelin' like I had my  vessel lost to a blowing marlinspike. Strange lot of landlubbers here too!

snakeofthehighseas

@MARLBOROLOBOS
          	  I believe that pox-faced landlubber mentioned this as the place we residin', or whatever nonsense he uttered. He also said we have this "powers"? The only power I need is my Jolly Roger an' crew!
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snakeofthehighseas

@vertigobonezz-png
          	  Poor baby? I am not a young lass, ye salt-crusted, scrappy cuttlefish!
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snakeofthehighseas

Arghh. Just woke up in this strange place called an "apartment" feelin' like I had my  vessel lost to a blowing marlinspike. Strange lot of landlubbers here too!

snakeofthehighseas

@MARLBOROLOBOS
            I believe that pox-faced landlubber mentioned this as the place we residin', or whatever nonsense he uttered. He also said we have this "powers"? The only power I need is my Jolly Roger an' crew!
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snakeofthehighseas

@vertigobonezz-png
            Poor baby? I am not a young lass, ye salt-crusted, scrappy cuttlefish!
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vertigobonezz-png

WOOF!!1!!!

snakeofthehighseas

@vertigobonezz-png 
            Ye're a wha'? Whatever, don't ya spread tis "rabiesness" to me crew!
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snakeofthehighseas

@vertigobonezz-png 
            What, ye a scurvy dog or somethin'? Speak like a proper rogue, 'n not some animal double Dutch!
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muddypawss-

HELP I— i decided to wear an eyepatch to me ship and me crew yelled: "AHOY BLACKBEARD!" so i introduced myself ( i have a captain voice ) AND THEY ALL GOT SCURVY

snakeofthehighseas

@muddypawss- 
            Sink me! Ye crew must be cursed by the great sea herself! Don't ye worry, eatin' limeys can smartly cure tis curse of the depths!
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blueberrygaze

congrats you officially exist

snakeofthehighseas

@blueberrygaze 
            Nay, I said what. Me time before this "Grammarly" scallywag 's dark as the bottom of Davey Jones' rottin' corpse!
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blueberrygaze

@snakeofthehighseas
            did you just say what the heck? i'm so proud of you
            glad you're using my bio
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snakeofthehighseas

@blueberrygaze 
            WTHas a BOOMER?/. dont' tryna mock me, or me 'boom"' yar with me cannonblls.
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vertigobonezz-png

Hello do you know what pronouns are 

snakeofthehighseas

@brokenbonezz_png 
            I WOUxld nOT btu thsi balstedf "'keyboad" ias makin COMMuniacatin lik3 some foop;l111!
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vertigobonezz-png

@brokenbonezz_png 
            Do you spell gorgeous as "gorjus" too?
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snakeofthehighseas

@brokenbonezz_png 
            anyonw who speaks any languzge must know, else callin every soul by theire names ares be a blAsted nuisance
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sheepkid80

Has the one above also granted you a cellular device? How are you finding it?

blueberrygaze

@sheepkid80 
            nope! there's antibiotics and cures for it now, so society is safe from most diseases
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snakeofthehighseas

@sheepkid80 
            the bubonic wtha? notta blaggard ridden with sicknss! im the captain of tthe la serpiente, no scummy bug can cut down in me prime!
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