Favorite sayings/ quotes:
I'm nobody...nobody's perfect... Therefore I am perfect
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it
Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
One from supernatural is:
Dean: And When Humans Want Something, Really Really Bad. We Lie
Castiel: Why?
Dean: Because, That's How You Become President.