snarkypoet

So, its been a while, Wattpad. Had some ups and downs since I last saw you. I see a lot has changed here as well. I took a break thinking something might happen in another avenue of life that never took off. I am not sure honestly what I hoped to accomplish my distancing myself from this community. I want to try and fix that. In order to get involved once more and get myself back into a writer's state of mind I plan to start 2 new serialized projects. 
          	
          	The first is going to be a weekly updated poetry collection. I will write a new poem each week, culminating in a final piece published every Sunday. I will use different prompts and am always open to topic suggestions. I hope by doing this I will be able to collect together different ideas and make a chapbook for circulation. The first few pieces will be those I have written during this time but not published, in this way I am not scrounging for ideas. After a few weeks the published pieces will be completely brand new based on the topic or idea of my choosing/suggested.
          	
          	The second project is a concept for a novel I have had for the past year. The story will be told from two different perspectives. The first will be a girl born in the American South named Darling. The second will be a Northerner (as of yet unnamed). I am going to take June and July to narrow down my focus for these characters and make sure I understand them before posting anything absolutely storywise. That will not keep me from posting character sheets.
          	
          	I knew some of the people in this space at the time were great editors and only expect that those I knew and those I don't have only gotten better with time. I hope when you read my work you treat it the same way. Especially the novel, which I am sure will have errors and mistakes in it (grammatically and thematically).
          	
          	I really look forward to taking this journey with all of you and hope you find some enjoyment in what I create.

snarkypoet

So, its been a while, Wattpad. Had some ups and downs since I last saw you. I see a lot has changed here as well. I took a break thinking something might happen in another avenue of life that never took off. I am not sure honestly what I hoped to accomplish my distancing myself from this community. I want to try and fix that. In order to get involved once more and get myself back into a writer's state of mind I plan to start 2 new serialized projects. 
          
          The first is going to be a weekly updated poetry collection. I will write a new poem each week, culminating in a final piece published every Sunday. I will use different prompts and am always open to topic suggestions. I hope by doing this I will be able to collect together different ideas and make a chapbook for circulation. The first few pieces will be those I have written during this time but not published, in this way I am not scrounging for ideas. After a few weeks the published pieces will be completely brand new based on the topic or idea of my choosing/suggested.
          
          The second project is a concept for a novel I have had for the past year. The story will be told from two different perspectives. The first will be a girl born in the American South named Darling. The second will be a Northerner (as of yet unnamed). I am going to take June and July to narrow down my focus for these characters and make sure I understand them before posting anything absolutely storywise. That will not keep me from posting character sheets.
          
          I knew some of the people in this space at the time were great editors and only expect that those I knew and those I don't have only gotten better with time. I hope when you read my work you treat it the same way. Especially the novel, which I am sure will have errors and mistakes in it (grammatically and thematically).
          
          I really look forward to taking this journey with all of you and hope you find some enjoyment in what I create.

snarkypoet

I come back to find that the erotica I made on a fly apparently has over 104,000 views and people are still voting and commenting on it. Almost makes me sad that I have not written more for all of you. If there is anything that you want to read (particular details, toys, etc.) just let me know in the comments section of the piece you like the most.

MichelleLim020

Okay, so, I just stumbled upon your lit erotica book, and damn, it's really good, the writing is really vivid and I love how it creates a mental image in your brains and adds to the sensuality of the story. Although Bondage Love reprise has been dormant for a while, I do hope that you'll come back in the near future with more works be it erotica or any other genre 
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snarkypoet

I'm sure this does not matter to most of you since you most of my followers appear to love the erotica, but for those who sometimes travel outside of that and find a piece that doesn't have a lot of sex and are surprised by that and read on, you should know one thing.  i am going to remove many of those pieces and collections and begin anew.  I am going to reorganize and bring you the new/final edits on some pieces that have gone through some serious transformations.  It may take me some time to figure out how they will appear, but I hope to have them done by May and up on the site by about the second week in.  Thank you all for your support and I hope that you come back to read the new edits as they begin to reappear.

snarkypoet

I'm sure this does not matter to most of you since you most of my followers appear to love the erotica, but for those who sometimes travel outside of that and find a piece that doesn't have a lot of sex and are surprised by that and read on, you should know one thing.  i am going to remove many of those pieces and collections and begin anew.  I am going to reorganize and bring you the new/final edits on some pieces that have gone through some serious transformations.  It may take me some time to figure out how they will appear, but I hope to have them done by May and up on the site by about the second week in.  Thank you all for your support and I hope that you come back to read the new edits as they begin to reappear.

snarkypoet

Just created a new post on a new comedy blog I have started called 'You Didn't Ask, But I'll Answer'. The blog is at the link letstalksincerely.wordpress.com
          
          Please visit and read, follow, post, and share the website with your friends and anyone who you think may enjoy it. I will be posting more during the upcoming weeks that will give people more of an idea on how the page shall function and what the character (Cameron Campbell) is like. Please, I cannot stress this enough, please visit whether you like it or not. Any kind of foot traffic through that page is good foot traffic.
          
          And if you ignore this message and don't visit the website or send the link to friends, a ghost will haunt you in the bathroom and make you permanently constipated. So there's that. Have a good whatever time of the day you're having!

snarkypoet

The very first story in "What a Story It WIll Be" has been published to my page here!  I shall be attempting to something new every week from now on, whether it is a flash fiction, poetry, or, if I'm lucky, a long short story.  This first story is just that-a short story based on the works of Edgar Allan Poe.  The next piece published shall be a small collection of flash fiction based on poetry written by Kathy Park Hong.
          Any suggestions or ideas on who I should read next to create a piece, please do not by shy to message me about who you think I should check out.  I hope you all enjoy it!  Remember, this is only the beginning.

snarkypoet

@openadoor34 It's a bit long, but I think it is worth the time it takes.  Let me know if I'm wrong about that!  I would love some comments.
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snarkypoet

A verdict has been reached!  From this point forward, I will only write erotica, or anything particularly smutty, upon request.  Anyone who wishes for more to be added under "Bondage Love: Reprise"  will have to message me.  Starting within the next week and a half,  I will be uploading new pieces on my page under the collection title piece "What A Story It Will Be".  The description for it is unknown as of yet, but know that it shall be epic.  I look forward to all of your reads, your comments, your likes, and of course, the awkward silences.

snarkypoet

@openadoor34  That actually is not a bad idea.  @UltimateMuseFan, could I ask you to create a cover for my upcoming collection?  Because it does certainly call for a beautiful cover, and I know I am not able to create things of visual beauty.  But I have seen your handiwork on some of my own covers, I trust you to create something that could catch even the most uninterested eyes.  Thanks for the idea @openadoor34
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snarkypoet

I inquire to all peoples that are silly and funny enough to call themselves my followers.  Firstly, I apologize for my weak appearance on wattpad.  There is a simple explanation-The less I say, the more you may view me as a god who has power over the internet.  But that is not why I contact you all now.
          There is a rumor that I am starting here that I may attempt to become more active and post more upon this cuddly corner of the web.  Now what I post is partially up to you, the followers, since it is you that will be reading that which I place upon my page.  So I make this inquiry:  Would you prefer more of my poetry that is a little less devoid of sex, or more pieces that revolve around the graphics of relationships that reach beyond the vanilla and delve into the uniquely kinky?  If enough people post and voice their opinions, god will listen, I promise you that.

snarkypoet

@newpoet  So far you are the only one to make your prayers heard, I may be forced to do just that.  Though I am not complaining about that at all.
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newpoet

@snarkypoet Poetry please, I have had enough of sex regardless if it is kinky or not.  One little individual praying to the god here of this site. Poetry please.
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