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I am leaving.
          I know everybody's gonna miss me cuz i am 80% sarcasm, 10% kind and 20% don't care. 
          *dabs and cries in a cool way*

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Alex help me.

Do you think soda cans are alive and every time you open one you snap its neck off and drink it's blood in front of the other cans which could be it's family?
          Did you even consider that fact.

Is it too late now to say sorry

Just a friendly question, Alex, who did you eat?
          no, seriously.
          Strawberry and cigarettes?
          never had a human taste like that.
          They mostly taste bitter, but I won't mind trying one of these new ones.
          Didn't know you loved eating humans as much as me.
          They taste best with ketchup.

New cover for Cold Metal~

It’s been a MONTH since I last updated Brush Strokes.  

@Savaginity said she loves you dear Cadbury! 
          
          Dont hurt yourself! 
          
          Muah~
          
          —Aurora(づ￣ ³￣)づ

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