ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A MAN AND WOMEN 
These man and women loved each other very much and in there love and so muchness and they decided to get married and have nineteen children. I am number 9 AND i have a twin brother called una. 
I hate being the middle child, i always get forgetten and left behind. 
ONCE we went to paris and they left me at the eifel tower for two days :'( i had tooooo live with a hobo named pier who gave me an odd coloured substance that made everything shine. 
Now i think about it i miss it :( 
I HAVE 17 BOYFRIENDS :D 
(don't tell them that please) only 4 of which i've met the rest are on the internet but we are still pretty tiggggggggggggggggggggght.
I HAVE A PET ROCK named oli and he is the bestest friend i could eveeeeeeeeer have. He's so good to talk to and he makes me feeeeeel so good about myself with all the nice things he says. 

<3 ILY SNEEAKOSCOPE xox

p.S GREAT NEWS 
i got a new boyfriend his named his eric and we were on the verge of intercourse but i stopped him coz oli was watching and got jealous :(