snortletortle

HAPPY LATE EASTER TO ALL YALL THAT CELEBRATE
          	I swear I haven’t been online a lot recently my bad chat
          	How’s life going for y’all? Like in general
          	For me it’s chill since it’s the holidays except my butthole is burning but there’s a giant wasp in the bathroom <\3

Tsunami118

@snortletortle omg im sorry that u got stung, wasp stings can HURT :(
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snortletortle

@K1707353 I haven’t been online lately schook be getting way too serious  happy holidays bro
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snortletortle

@lovezbutter LMAO IRS OKAY I REPLY SO LATE AS WELL
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snortletortle

HAPPY LATE EASTER TO ALL YALL THAT CELEBRATE
          I swear I haven’t been online a lot recently my bad chat
          How’s life going for y’all? Like in general
          For me it’s chill since it’s the holidays except my butthole is burning but there’s a giant wasp in the bathroom <\3

Tsunami118

@snortletortle omg im sorry that u got stung, wasp stings can HURT :(
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snortletortle

@K1707353 I haven’t been online lately schook be getting way too serious  happy holidays bro
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snortletortle

@lovezbutter LMAO IRS OKAY I REPLY SO LATE AS WELL
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-Siegh-

who is that guy

-Siegh-

@snortletortle wtf you the peanut butter to my jelly
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snortletortle

@-Siegh- genuinely that’s my base camp brother
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-Siegh-

@snortletortle quite definitively my home skillet roast
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Tsunami118

guys- an estimated six hundred kids walked out of my school in protest against ice, and the police are threatening arrest... 
          
          the school feels so empty 

snortletortle

@Tsunami118 good job to your school stay safe out there gang
            Flip the police bro and flip ice
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Tsunami118

Who else is watching the winter olympics?

CottonCandyBunny7n7

I did and I cried bc of Ilia man *cries more*
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snortletortle

WHATS UP YOU TUTUTUTUTUUUBE
          
          Name your favourite food, favourite subject, and favourite colour and WHY

snortletortle

@Tsunami118 i didnt even realise the pfp part LOL
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Tsunami118

@snortletortle ooooh mandarin does sound fun!!! and red and blue are sooo pretty... and red matches ur pfp so i guess that makes sense :)
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snortletortle

@lovezbutter I’ve never considered pink as light red but technically it is
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Tsunami118

tell me why i was in environmental science today and the teacher got out a club and told us it was just in case "the bird" came inside the classroom again and flew at his face
          and then later that day one of my friends sent videos of a bird flying around that classroom  and the teacher was taking photos of it (said friend has ev. science before i do but sent the video later on)
          said teacher titles notes things like "how to make (insert kid in the class) glow", "*burp* (he burped and told us to make it part of the title) pre astronomy crap" or "why the universe is a cake"
          my high school is a joke istg 

Tsunami118

just environmental science lol
            
            this teacher also will get up on the tables and walk across the classroom just on the tables while teaching
            
            he also has a wall of fame of past students 
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snortletortle

@Tsunami118 WHAT  class do I have to join to have a bird running wild in the classroom and WHY A CLUB LMAOO
            
            LOL WHAT TEACHER IS THIS PLS THE TITLES  THE WORST I GOT WAS “how to count apples and bananas” BUT BURP IS FRYING ME
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