She/her/they

The things I already know about you; 
1. You are reading this
2. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
3. You just attempted to do it
4. You are laughing at yourself
6. You skipped number 5
7. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
8. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
9. Copy and paste this!
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OR you've read this kind of stuff before and noticed there wasn't a number 5