Sydney

You're rude 

I think I'm done 

Just do it
          
          Just dew it
          
          Just Jew it
          
          Just sew it
          
          Just threw it 
          
          Just brew it
          
          Just flew it

( imagine a fox and an own)
          
          owl: stop with puns for fox sake!
          
          fox: owl never stop!
          
          

kid: hey dad 
          
          dad: yes son
          
          kid: did you ever get shot in the army 
          
          dad: no I got shot in the leggy 

Hi I'm sally and I'm a plate of several chicken nuggets 

It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take them  

What does a house wear?
          
          Address

It was an emotional wedding 
          
          
          Even the cake was in tiers 

How do you make antifreeze?
          
          
          Steal her blanket