Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
To celebrate, I have some quotes from different media with my own twist.
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Banana: Merry Christmas, Turtle!
Turtle: You were my secret Santa, Banana?
(Turtle’s gift is revealed to be the golden mask trophy.)
Turtle: The golden mask?! That kinda looks like Ni-
Night Angel: Banana!
(She then enter the room with a disappointed expression.)
Night Angel: We agreed on a $20 limit.
(Note: I’m not one of those Night Angel haters, this is just meant to be for laughs.)
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Mall Santa: So, what do want. For Christmas?
T-Rex: YOU’RE NOT THE REAL SANTA! YOU’RE JUST A FAKE!
(Awkward silence.)
Mall Santa: Get in the bag.
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(Skeleton tries ice skating, but is struggling.)
Skeleton: Okay, don’t panic. Remember what the instructor said.
(He then tries to remember the skating instructor’s advice.)
Skating instructor: If you ever get into trouble, all you have to do is-
(Egg suddenly appears in Skeleton’s thought while wearing a fancy red skating outfit.)
Egg: Feel like I’m wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
NOTHING AT ALL!
Skeleton: STUPID SEXY EGG!
(I think this ship is growing onto me, help.)
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End of announcement. Bye.
