Well first off, I'm sorry if my bio is indecent. But hey, I tried.

-I love to read and write... everyday... I might have a problem.
-I only have one book, and I'd love for you to read it. If you have, thanks. 
-I may or may not be writing another completely different story, but I haven't thought the entire story through. It's definitely a possibility.
-Sorry, but I don't do the whole reading requests thing.
-I'm participating in the Wattys this year, so if you have read my book, vote, share, and comment. 
-Thanks for surviving my bio this long. Your patience is greatly appreciated.
-Enjoy.