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Heyyy! Remember me? I know, probably super annoying to see me on here and all. I just came to apologize for how I was acting and I'm also sorry that this shitty ass apology is here like a whole year later or something, I've been busy, and tbh I haven't been on Wattpad for a while because I've been focused on other things and I've kinda grew out of it. But uh anyways back on topic, I'm severely sorry for the whole drama I caused a long while ago, it was really shitty for me to do that and I was just genuinely being a stupid person at the time. It's fine if you don't wanna respond, or if you don't even see this, but yeah. My bad on my part. Bye I guess.

" You took my bullet " Ava mumbles with wide eyes and lips full of pallor. 
          
          " I don't like to owe anything. Just evened the score " Roccon softly says with a chuckle as their sights lock for a second.
          
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          The novel " Bulletproof Couple " is now available on Wattpad! 
          
          Genres:
          
          - Teen Fiction 
          - Humor 
          - Romance
          - Action
          - Thriller
          
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          HOPE YOU VISIT IT !
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/392254549?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=thisusernamistakenis

@avillxx no ur story is in fucking spanish

SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE ON WATTPAD ILL TRY TO BE MORE ACTIVE #Olliextea #teaishot #imhot #tea #oliverisadumbass #oliverisinlove #oliverisblushing #teaisbeautiful

Alright, buckle the fuck up, buttercup, because we're not just roasting this dumpster fire, we're setting it ablaze.
          
          "Bite Me." More like "Bite Me, the reader," because this story sucks harder than a vampire at a blood bank. The central romance? Fucking predictable. Oh look, the brooding bloodsucker and the angsty wolf-boy are inexplicably drawn to each other. Surprise, surprise, you could see that cliché coming from a mile away, you dumbasses.
          
          The "forbidden" aspect? Please. It's about as forbidden as jaywalking. The universe bends over backward so these two hormonal nightmares can moon over each other. And the angst? Jesus Christ, it's like someone mainlined teenage melodrama and then vomited it onto the page. Every internal monologue is a goddamn symphony of whining.
          
          The plot? What fucking plot? It meanders around like a drunk toddler, occasionally tripping over itself and calling it a "twist." The editing is probably non-existent; I bet the author just slammed their greasy fingers onto the keyboard and called it a day.
          
          And the supporting characters? They're less developed than a goddamn Tamagotchi. They're just props, background noise for the two melodramatic leads to whine at. "Oh, woe is me, my forbidden love!" Shut the fuck up, you whiny twats.
          
          "Bite Me" isn't just bad; it's offensively mediocre. It's the literary equivalent of lukewarm tap water – bland, forgettable, and slightly disappointing. If you actually enjoyed this story, you probably also think Nickelback is a good band. So yeah, "Bite Me"? More like "Go Fuck Yourself" for wasting my goddamn time. DAMN GEMINI IS SAVAGE. GEMINI IS SAVAGE ALICIA WALLACE.

15 followers? (fame is catching onto me >:DDDD)

heyyy, are you up for vtv and ftf?

i honestly need a better pfp
          something like urs cuz although my friend did a good job its a bit too vibrant

AAAAAA ANOTJER BOY NEXT DOOR ENJOYER HELLO !!!! PLEASE MARRY ME

okay do we think tea and oli r together secretly or will be at some point either during the comic or in glow??