Almighty Food Wizard

I know you left... but happy birthday, fren.

Your pfp
          
          
          Is mark
          
          MURDERING PIKACHU

Where the hell did mark say "Fuck my knee"?????? I MUST KNOW FELLOW MARKIPLIER FAN!!!!

My dicc as always been a noodle 

I'm sorry I'm not active. I've kind of got up and left Wattpad. A lot is happening in my life right now and I don't think I have the time to be active at all on here. I hope you guys understand that. I'll make a full explanation of what's all happening when I have the time to.

"You can't say you're older anymore because now I'm 16 too."
          
          ... I'm 8 months older, they just turned 16 last night.
          
          I'm still older by default.

You know that moment in life when your crush pops you up with a text saying "(name) just told me you like me LMFAO" and all you want to die because you were already found out they dont want to date you?
          
          I just experienced that and it fucking sucks. 

So...
          
          Uhm...
          
          I was working and the ENTIRE SERVER CRASHED. 
          
          All day the different games were crashing, including the hub itself. Now the entire server crashed and is down.
          
          So bad that the forums for the server is down too. .-.

So I was doing my job moderating and someone in the chat joking asked if they could call me Gandalf (my user name has "wizard" in if). So I said "you can call me whatever you want."
          
          The owner is in and says "can I call you whatever I want?" Of course, I say yeah to that.
          
          This boi pops in and says "you are now The_Maid. Anyone who needs help scream MAID doesn't matter what".
          
          Like...
          
          Okay...
          
          I see how it is...

If you dont watch Tweak vs Craig before you watch Tweak x Craig, you're watching South Park wrong.