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*clears throat, adjusts tie and glasses, takes deep breath*
THIS BITCH.
IS THE BEST BITCH.
she has been around for what seems like forever but lmaoo it hasn't even been 3 months.
i met her by literal mistake! ha! i was slaking her like i stalk everyone and i saw something that made me laugh and like I HAD TO TELL HER BC IT MADE ME HAPPY.
and GUEES THE FUCK WHAT BITCHES?
SHE REPLYEDDDDDD AHHH!!!!
i'm so happy to have met a person like her who not only listen to me RANT (i rant a lot i must say) but also LISTENS TO ME MOURN (now thats a keeper)
i'm such trash and she is like my queen and mommy and i love her to the moon and past that even.
i sweaaarrrr in all bad seventeen years of my life has anyone ever EMBRACED my talkativeness or actually EMBRACED my mourning (except for my family *which she OBVI is part of now c:*)
on my birthday (AUGUST 25TH, I EXPECT GIFTS) i went to a club with my neighbors and they told me when i was drunk i started "singing for cris"
i don't sing for anyone so realize how special she is to me!!
CRISTINA MY CRISSY CRIS
you is special hoe.
and i love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much okay?
- l