oli

hit or miss
          i guess you never miss huh
          you gotta boyfriend i bet he doesnt kiss ya
          *mwah*
          he gon' find another girl and he wont miss ya
          he gonna skrrt and hit the DAB like wiz khalifa

i fucking love my foster kittenbakd hi dud

whats up my name is jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read 

"'JDDOSZJODDJDK IM NOT BALD" vitkor yelled at yuuri as yuuri continued to tap his bald spot while drinking green while eating turkey
          "YES YOU ARE"
          
          ""SHUT THE FUXK UP OLD MEN"
          yurio shouted, breaking the lolipops.
          
          yuuri gasped "IM not OLD"
          viktor gasped "WHY DID YOU INSULT ME I AM YOUR FATHER
          
          "no old"
          "Yyyess" viktor shoved his hand up yuuris ass and banged him all night while yurio made toaster strudels 
          
          "NE NE PA PA GIVE ME MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE
          
          and then sans came into the room where yurio made toaster strudels and burned HIM
          with FIRE
          but its blue
          ""HOWDY" yurio shouted, clearly a masochist.
          
          and then yurios cat threw knives at everyone and they all died
          
          except for yuuri
          and viktors ghost fisted him
          
          and now hes confusSED
          
          "oh no why is my toaster broken die you cat makkachin is better than you"
          
          "orange juice" he saw orange juice and made the
          
          ornage juice stadium
          but then he drunk it all oh no
          
          "H-HINATA-KUN WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE" the teacher appeared out of no where and yelled
          
          
          "Up your ass you fAhhot"
          
          "hah im hot"
          
          "nnnnno"
          
          
          and then yuuri died cause the orange juice had knives in it but stabbed everyone else before he died
          
          
          what did i just write im so sorry

never ever drink a half-melted milkshake 

i should sleep but im not 
          
          
          this is how my mind works.
          my mind is a mess never go into it
          

me, talking to my brother: kokichi
          
          my mind: kokichi is gay

car salesman: *slaps roof of car*
          
          thanos car
          thanoscar

all books will be on a hiatus, we have no power for a few weeks because i was in the path of hurricane micheal.

all books will be on a hiatus, we have no power for a few weeks because i was in the path of hurricane micheal.