solanastories2005
Smoke weed everyday sluts
solanastories2005
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It has come to my attention that my followers believe that my username means I like choking on dick, or some other shit.
It's not
I know you may find this amusing but I literally like chicken that much.
I'm not a deep person guys
I'm very blunt.
So, if anything it symbolizes my love for chicken
I'm glad we had this talk kids
Barbecued_Armin
OMG I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOUR USERNAME MEANS AND IM CRYING LMAOO
Barbecued_Armin
@ChockinOnDatChicken I saw a post on r/askreddit asking straight dudes what's the gayest think they've done. One said, "choking on a chicken". And then your username hit me like a brick lol
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solanastories2005
Guys guess what? There's this girl I've been in love with for a long time and now she's my girlfriend
solanastories2005
Updated my bio to better suit my personality
solanastories2005
@Hobama_Oh_Na_Na go for it. Honestly when I started the account I was really innocent and I've learned a lot since then
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Barbecued_Armin
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@ChokinOnDatChicken Fuck I want to change my bio and username too because my tastes have drastically changed since I've been away from Wattpad for more than a year. But it just feels like a giant betrayal to the people who liked my username and bio.
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-adorabells
Leaving well wishes here. :)❤
TheDoryWriter
@-adorabells hi I up late too. ER, was actually half asleep all throughout the night but got up because the nauseating feeling became too much for me.
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solanastories2005
Got my braces today...can't say I'm feeling all that great. Not looking forward to tomorrow either. Or the day after that. Friday I get surgery in an impacted canine.
solanastories2005
Happy New year guys and I hope we go out of 2018 with a bang
TheDoryWriter
@ChokinOnDatChicken NOOOOO I FORGOT ZEM!!!! *Crying emojis cuz I doubt they will show up*
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solanastories2005
Merry Christmas sluts
Also, if crying was a sport, I would win