solbymaster

I hate my ex smmm he always has to rub everything in my face and he keeps on trying to add me back on snap so I can be one of his ‘friends’ he can go to when he needs help 

Chris-Sturni0l0

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(sm- solbymaster    c-colby      s-sam       d-dakota (me) )
          
          sm- *posts a pic of sam and colby* 
          caption "besties for life #teamsolby"
          
          s- *comments* "did u really have to say 'solby'?" 
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          c- *comments* "like i agree with sam. the caption us great but dont put all that 'solby' shit ok?"
          
          D- *comments* "okay one, lucky little thing getting THE sam and colby to comment on your post. and second of all @colbybrock and @samgolbach, a wise person once said 'solby isnt a romantic ship name, its the bond you guys have had since 12 years old' embrace it!" 
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          s- *comments* "thanks dude. and thats an amazing quote. i might js post that "
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          c-*comments* "thanks bro. i really appreciate it" 
          
          [WHAT IF]
          
          also i love ur books and u can take this down if u want but i js thought it was a lil funny. 

solbymaster

Me: No i don't want you to see me in these glasses ever!
          Colby: Cmon can I at least get a pic?
          Me: No, id rather be seen naked than anyone ever see me in these glasses! *Takes them off*
          Colby: Let me see you naked then.
          I stare at him and put my glasses on. 
          I walk away. 
          
          Okay but like what if?