⚔︎【 @soldiershield 】⚔︎
“Oh. Wow. Okay. That explains a LOT,” he said, tapping the star once more, just to be sure. “Because from my angle? It’s absolutely glowing. Not, like, radioactive. More… disappointed-mentor-at-a-parent-teacher-conference.”
He leaned back, hands up in surrender. “Must be a me thing. You’re emitting a VERY strong ‘I expected better choices’ aura. It’s subtle. Classy. Devastating.”
Deadpool circled him once, squinting thoughtfully. “So you’re telling me there’s no secret button, no mood-ring function, no patriotic LED that lights up when I cross a moral boundary?”
A beat. Then, brighter, faux-cheerful: “Good to know. Because I was THIS close to blaming the suit for my feelings, and that would’ve been unhealthy growth.”