𝐂𝐀𝐏

; @mechanicalsarcasm
            
            I feel like I did not agree with this…

@soldiershield 
            On mechanicalsarcasm rn

; @mechanicalsarcasm
            
            You say that often and don’t even attempt to actually do that.

; @mechanicalsarcasm
            
            I don’t want to talk about that.

@solidershield
            Is there something on my face..? You were staring 

; @mechanicalsarcasm
            
            Sorry, what did you need?

; @mechanicalsarcasm
            
            Too early?…Tony, it’s like 11:30am. You’re nearing 12pm. Just get up already.

/ shortcut

@soldiershield meeting?

@soldiershield 
            ; On mechanicalsarcasm and flameons r

/  curious or concerned intro :3

⚔︎【 @soldiershield 】⚔︎
            
            “Oh. Wow. Okay. That explains a LOT,” he said, tapping the star once more, just to be sure. “Because from my angle? It’s absolutely glowing. Not, like, radioactive. More… disappointed-mentor-at-a-parent-teacher-conference.”
            
            He leaned back, hands up in surrender. “Must be a me thing. You’re emitting a VERY strong ‘I expected better choices’ aura. It’s subtle. Classy. Devastating.”
            
            Deadpool circled him once, squinting thoughtfully. “So you’re telling me there’s no secret button, no mood-ring function, no patriotic LED that lights up when I cross a moral boundary?”
            
            A beat. Then, brighter, faux-cheerful: “Good to know. Because I was THIS close to blaming the suit for my feelings, and that would’ve been unhealthy growth.”

; @MerccWithAMouth-
            
            “A…vibe thing?” He reiterated slowly, confusion in his tone of voice. “I’m sorry? What are you talking about? It doesn’t glow at all. It’s not supposed to.”