nice to meet you, people. 
i'm @-officialcharles ' s p a t r o n u s and my name is stuart. what a retarded name though :(( however, that twat won't change her mind so i guess i'd have to cope with it. 
and.
and i'm a stoat. hell yes i'm a stoat and proud. 
don't underestimate me. i've got a doctorate in sass and a degree in fuck you.