it says "about" next to this box so i'm guessing this is the part where i tell you lies and you click the follow button because (1) i'm interesting and (2) funny and (3) write reliably and predictably and (4) don't procrastinate and (5) my sleep schedule is normal enough for me to allot time to spend exclusively on this site

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(1) lies
(2) lies and slander
(3) you a lie boy
(4) don't liE TO ME
(5) i sit on a throne of lies
(6) this number itself is a lie
'it's a lie
''your childhood is a lie
'''your existence is a lie
''''this cake in my hand is a lie

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questionnaire time

ARE  Y0U  A :

1. sad gay weeb?

2. sexy book? [t/n good book = sexy book]

3. cinephile?

4. pile of garbage?

5. tragically beautiful 60s starlet?

6. poser hipster in denial?

7. cereal killer?

8. serial killer?

9. lover of indie/alt./classic rock, lofi, jazz, classical, r&b, 90s hiphop, or a mix of these?

10. milk tea?

if you are unable to answer "yes" to at least one of these questions i'm afraid were going to have just a little probGIBBY GET THE DAMN BUTTER SOCK ASDFJFKFKJDSJ&AHSGA