Instead of some inspiring, life-changing, 6 paragraph bio, let's just cut to the chase, shall we? 

I'm not special.

I'm just a high schooler struggling to get my GPA up and drowning in homework.

I'm a vegetarian and that's probably the most interesting fact about me. I love food (just not meat). I love watching cliché movies and reading even more cliché books. Math makes me sad. I blame Wattpad for my lack of friends and love life. Long showers are the best showers. Winter is definitely my season. Nutella will always be good. Having 2 piercings make me feel cool. Yes, I'm a loser. I play the viola (no, it's not like the violin). I wear glasses that are too big for my face. I get zits. My baby hands aren't proportionate to the rest of my body. I weigh 158 lbs. No, I am not ashamed of that. Despite how much they make me cringe, I love vampire and werewolf books. I contemplate jumping off a cliff at least once a week. No, I don't need help. Yes, I am a sick human being who constantly jokes about killing myself. No, I don't hate Brussel sprouts. Saturdays are my favorite. Scary movies do make me pee myself (though I love them). I have two pets and, yes, I sometimes talk to them like they can understand me. 

Oh, and my favorite color is purple.