bi_mess

My biggest brag is that my best friend likes to sleep on my lap and cuddle with me, and her boyfriend always glares at me/stares me down over it. Dude, I came first, I get cuddle privileges

I was out with my friends, his 15 year old brother, and brother's 16 year old boyfriend. Out of the four of us, who got the kids menu? That's right, THE OLDEST OF ALL OF US. He's awesome for that

You seem cool...

When your little sister is mad that you won't let her wake up your insomniac best friend who's sleeping over and has gotten more sleep today and last night than in the last week:

People getting mad over Turning Red is so funny. oh no! a realistic movie about what it is like to be a middle schooler! These people need to get a grip...

If a family can be a married couple(who I sure as heck hope aren't related) then why can't a family be me, my gf, my bsf amd her boyfriend, and all our friends? The only answer I've got is "because you're not related" I want a real answer.

My girlfriend is better than yours, I don't take criticism

If Lolita was set in modern times maybe people would stop romanticising it as much. A 7th grader getting sa'd by her step dad. She's a trouble maker and he bribes her with candy and comics. But people romanticize the past and now Lolita is a "romance" novel

My aunt: Your friends seem so well behaved!
          *FLASHBACK TO LUNCH ON FRIDAY*
          S is almost killed by K for eating K's candy. B and I are eating S and H's food. K and P are making dirty jokes while M watches advertisment complications on Yt. H, N, and A are discussing how to start a cult.
          *BACK TO CONVERSATION*
          Me: Yes, so... well behaved...

Do you use Canva for your cover designs?