I'm cool✌

Hi I'm writing a harry potter fancfiction, I just started it though but would you mind checking it out?

you finally changed your lame ass username well done 

I feel really bad because even if I love a story and I've reread it like 10 million times I always forget to vote on a story so sorry 

bïtch I'm not your friend I'm your best friend 

oh shît that was meant to be on my profile wtd

How can I change my stupid username

but most importantly answer my texts 

oh and wow you finally did something with your account it's a miracle

bîtch answer my texts 

I'm giving you a week to customize your profile. Change the picture and write something in the bio.