Yo wassup, bruh. I'm a broccoli called ALEJO ;) :) inside jokes right there, man.

THINGS I LIKE:
1. my girlfriend, who's account I frequently "hack"
@no_longer_sam
2. that crazy chic, who's part of the #BEECHOLAS ship
@bee1882000
3. dr seuss. that guy is definitely a genius. he's like my god or something.
5. the other girls who write @NightSky99 and @awesome2810
6. broccoli, green eggs and ham. dude don't judge just eat them damn things.
7. swearing a bit too much... do bios get censored?
8. 300

THINGS I DON'T LIKE:
1. the number 4
2. school
3. watery tea. like, what the heck. what do you aim to achieve in your life with watery, f-ing tea, dude.
5. props gramma, brah