goon mayor

Uh girly where'd ur DU fanfic go.. It was the best DU fanfic I've ever read. WHERE'D IT GO?! 

Dont listen to anything i say here concering chapters . I am insane and will decieve you 

I think I just ate a roach. Whoops

I'm working on two chapters st once pls don't chop me up and feed me to birds if they're too short

Chapter 4 might be a little bit shorter than the reat of the chapters since its a pov swap 

You useless vile animal that is wattpad notifications. I thought there was something important to read with my spared time, but no. It’s just you and your fuckass notifications about some book I can read for free. I don’t care about Patrica and her robot werewolf vampire hybrid boyfriend dark fantasy. Your childish stories mean nothing to me. You, wattpad staff notifications, mean nothing to me, you are but an opposing pawn on my chessboard daring to catch my king.

Skibidi

A piece of cannibal symbolism poetry; by me <3: 
          
          AUUUGGGHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHY AR EYKU EATING ME WHAT THE FUCK AUURGGHB MY ARM MY FARHBFJFIN ARM SOMEONE HELP THIS SICK FUCK IS EATING ME