Ello there. This is probably going to end up being the longest message you've ever received on your message board, but I guess that's what you get when you follow this weirdo (I'm the weirdo o.o).
I wanted to thank you for becoming a home muffin. It means so much to me. ^u^ I was hoping you could find the time to read some of my stories (*cough cough* Reality Slapped Me in the Face *COUGH FART COUGH*), but you don't have to because...you don't have to. ouo
By the way, you could PM me anytime. OuO You seem like an interesting person, and I like talking to strangers. O.o That sounds dangerous...oh well.
Okay, stay awesome, and peace out home muffin. *hits chest like a gorilla and then makes a peace sign*
Kennith the Toilet: *rapidly starts to twerk on me*
Me: *eyes widen* KENNITH! STOP! STOP! YOU'RE GETTING TOILET WATER ON ME! STOP IT! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BUTT!
Kennith: *narrows eyes at me and stops twerking* How. Dare. You? *slaps me with his toilet seat*
Me: *falls to ground*
Kennith: I can't believe you. You interrupted my jam. You---
Me: There wasn't even any music playing...
Kennith: SILENCE! DO YOU WANT ME TO STILL BE ON YOUR SIDE? I THINK YOU DO. SO CLEAN UP YOUR PIZZA SAUCE ATTITUDE AND LEAVE THIS POOR HUMAN ALONE. GO. GO BACK TO YOUR KINGDOM. NOW.
Me: *sobs into hands while walking away*
Charlie Sheen: *pushes me off bridge and into the water* YOU DIDN'T HELP ME HURT BOB! YOU LIED TO ME! *throws bagel juice into water where my mouth is open, taking in all of the water*
Me: *dies*
Uhm...I'm just going to stop here...that was such a boring and weird message...I'm so sorry for bothering you like this...I'm just going to go now. Peace out home muffin. o.o
~Greenie ^u^