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                    MY DEAR WORMS,

          OH, HOW I ADORE THEE!
      THE WAY YOU SQUIRM AND WRIGGLE,
     MAKES MY HEART FLUTTER AND GIGGLE.

      I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE,
      YOUR FAVORITE HUMAN, DON'T YOU SEE?

    I WILL OFFER YOU MONEY, TREATS AND DELIGHTS,
   IF YOU COULD BE MY LITTLE WORMS FOR LIFE.
   
      SO, MY BELOVED WORMS, PLEASE CONSIDER,
    GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO BE YOUR FOREVER LEADER.

              WITH LOVE AND ADORATION, 
    
                            [SOOT]
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