"Sometimes I start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way"

"Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know, I sing in the shower. Sometimes I'll spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit someone with my car. "

"The nard dog, and crippling despair, loneliness and depression. I intent to win"

"THIS IS THE LAKE THERE'S NO ROAD HERE!"

"NOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOO!"

"That's what she said. "

            ~The Office~