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i used to religiously read your fanfics and worship you jshsdjs I would make my username after yours-

how's it feel being an old lady?

no one would know, no one would care so i am gonna eat some donuts
          no! no! no! you're on diet and i am your friend so no no no

My wife is better than you

when will my wife RETURN FROM WAR

where the HECK are you i MISS YOU

I WAS NOTICED BY BERT

Steve wilkos looks like a thumb
          
          But it's a good thing I have a hand kink ;))

MY WIFE IS COMING OVER, IM HYPED

I'm about to head to my wifes house and im SHOOK