Nobody

The author got an idea. An awful idea. The author got a wonderful, awful idea! 
          Just kidding, it's just an awful idea. I've decided on killing a major side character >:)

I want to make a character who uses big, fancy words that nobody knows. But there's a twist: neither do they. The character uses the words wrong but does so confident enough that the use of the words is never questioned 

Starks Shadow is at 8.3k reads. Wow, thank you all so much! I promise I'll get to updating my stories ASAP <3

Boo

"You call it murder, I call it, helping natural selection." 
          - Belladonna 

@sorrynobodyishome , i'm humbly asking you if i may take your best friend, @capsicle_stan 's hand in marriage, as we are both simps for steve rogers & bucky barnes.

If I take DayQuil and NyQuill at the same time will my immune system take a screenshot? Or will it work extra hard? Find out on the next episode of "Sorrynobodyishome is a Dumbass"! 

If someone is dead inside for long enough can they be declared legally dead? If so, where and who do I see to get that done? 
          I'm fine, but this girl doesn't want to pay taxes anymore but I can't figure out how to become a minor again

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"You missed me!" The man yelled, though the hundred yard gap dulled the sound.
          My bullet had hardly missed him, I had watched it kick dirt up behind him, just an inch over and he'd have been done for.
          "That was a warning shot, I'd have hit you if I wanted to. I never miss a shot." I shout back. "So if I were you, I'd get lost."
          The man ran. Little does he know that was the closest I've ever gotten to hitting my target.