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If I take DayQuil and NyQuill at the same time will my immune system take a screenshot? Or will it work extra hard? Find out on the next episode of "Sorrynobodyishome is a Dumbass"!

sorrynobodyishome

If someone is dead inside for long enough can they be declared legally dead? If so, where and who do I see to get that done? 
          I'm fine, but this girl doesn't want to pay taxes anymore but I can't figure out how to become a minor again

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@love_is_adagger thank you, I thought so too. Unfortunately I'm still struggling with how to execute this plan (I've already executed my state of mental aliveness)
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love_is_adagger

@sorrynobodyishome good idea tbh
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sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan lmao
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sorrynobodyishome

"You missed me!" The man yelled, though the hundred yard gap dulled the sound.
          My bullet had hardly missed him, I had watched it kick dirt up behind him, just an inch over and he'd have been done for.
          "That was a warning shot, I'd have hit you if I wanted to. I never miss a shot." I shout back. "So if I were you, I'd get lost."
          The man ran. Little does he know that was the closest I've ever gotten to hitting my target.

sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan exactly
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capsicle_stan

@sorrynobodyishome 
            when luck strikes too good. gaslighting my failures into success.
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Blair Raven Stark would ABSOLUTELY use Jarvis, Friday and Vision (against their will) as a better version of Google to help with her homework. Not because she needs to, but because she can

capsicle_stan

@sorrynobodyishome 
            Yeah, classic dramatic Stark. 
            AND YES. NO CHEESEBURGERS. THE HORROR!
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sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan he'd be waiting at the bottom of the tower somehow bc that's more dramatic. And A MONTH!? That's like scarier than a death penalty for a Stark
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capsicle_stan

@sorrynobodyishome 
            and then tony pulls her back up because he's not done lecturing her. 
            she's not allowed cheeseburgers for a month.
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sorrynobodyishome

Sorry for being so inactive, everyone! Life had been extra tough lately. I have five college courses and am still working. 
          I promise I will get back to writing, but unfortunately, it may take a while. I've got to take care of myself, and it has been a struggle to do that recently. 
          I hope you all are doing well, or at least the best you can, and I'm always happy to hear from people so feel free to say hi! It may take me a few days to respond but I will <3

sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan hahahahah idk what energy is, but I can still hear your ideas :))
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capsicle_stan

@sorrynobodyishome 
            welp i hope you've got energy now because BOY do i have ideas
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sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan thank you <3 I meant to say something sooner but haven't had the energy
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capsicle_stan

BBG COME BACK

sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan you're so real for that
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capsicle_stan

@sorrynobodyishome 
            so much to unpack, but denial is my greatest strength, so I'll skip straight to the bottom part:
            YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! UPDATES!
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this message may be offensive 
@capsicle_stan I will never stay away from playgrounds (I haven't gone back)
            And your joke was hilarious, don't you dare apologize 
            I'm doing better but we hardly talk and he still has my heels.he was supposed to bring them this week but then ended up not going home (he lives an hour away from me and works another hour away so it's 2hrs to go home and that's obviously not worth it for shoes). But I wanna know why his dumb ass didn't keep the shoes in his truck?? Bc there better not be a new girl when he ended things bc he wasn't ready for a relationship?????
            But I hope we'll still be friends after all this. It would be nice to talk about everything bc we both aren't huge fans of texting and like, honestly, if he is open to the idea, I'd happily try again once he's ready but that's not a text conversation at ALL
            But in better news, that relationship and will absolutely help me with writing Annie and Bucky because like bro the love was loving
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capsicle_stan

bbg i miss you

sorrynobodyishome

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capsicle_stan

@sorrynobodyishome 
            oh, im surpsisngly good. but i can't type words corrcetly to save my life.
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sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan I miss you too! Been busy, how are you these days?
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