sorrynobodyishome

Hello, everyone,
          	
          	I'd like to give you all an important update in, for whatever reason, an email format. 
          	I've decided I simply do not exist. I'm a figment of your collective imagination. And I would like to file a complaint because y'all need to start imagining some better things before I crash out tf. Like maybe no more burn out and a little sanity? Motivation? A hot husband with an amazing personality that I marry for love who then reveals to me on our honey moon he's actually super rich?
          	Please, anything, I beg you all.
          	
          	With much insanity,
          	Nobody. <3

sorrynobodyishome

@VonConstance fair, imaginary friends are still friends  
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VonConstance

@sorrynobodyishome Your still staying on my bio pook.
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VonConstance

Have you met Francis?

VonConstance

@sorrynobodyishome I hope ur okay pookie :<
            And yes we adore Francis
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sorrynobodyishome

@VonConstance I've been in a constant state of stress and burn-out since September lmao. And slay, Francis is an icon
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VonConstance

@sorrynobodyishome 1...WHERE WERE U? 2. He's the croissant hand sanitizer holder I bought from b&bb...best $13.72 I've ever spent
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VonConstance

My favorite emoji is the turtle 
          
          You know have useless info that might turn useful

sorrynobodyishome

@VonConstance I'll find a way to use this information, likely for evil
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sorrynobodyishome

Hello, everyone,
          
          I'd like to give you all an important update in, for whatever reason, an email format. 
          I've decided I simply do not exist. I'm a figment of your collective imagination. And I would like to file a complaint because y'all need to start imagining some better things before I crash out tf. Like maybe no more burn out and a little sanity? Motivation? A hot husband with an amazing personality that I marry for love who then reveals to me on our honey moon he's actually super rich?
          Please, anything, I beg you all.
          
          With much insanity,
          Nobody. <3

sorrynobodyishome

@VonConstance fair, imaginary friends are still friends  
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VonConstance

@sorrynobodyishome Your still staying on my bio pook.
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capsicle_stan

which fuc r u updating bbg?

sorrynobodyishome

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@capsicle_stan OH, I'LL FUCKING APOLOGIZE ALL RIGHT 
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capsicle_stan

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@sorrynobodyishome 
            NAUURURRRR DON'T APOLOGIZE, YOU STAR-SPANGLED SHIT
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VonConstance

You need to raise your ya ya ya

VonConstance

@sorrynobodyishome i dont understand it either. I just know it's like a singing thing
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sorrynobodyishome

@VonConstance I'm too old to understand this (I am 20)
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capsicle_stan

COME ALIIIIIIVE

sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan IT IS!!! YOU NEVER KNOW WITH ME!!!
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capsicle_stan

HEY

sorrynobodyishome

@capsicle_stan I GUESS WE'LL RELAX WHEN WE'RE DEAD
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sorrynobodyishome

The author got an idea. An awful idea. The author got a wonderful, awful idea! 
          Just kidding, it's just an awful idea. I've decided on killing a major side character >:)

sorrynobodyishome

@_kenzierose_ oh, but I did. And you'll never see it coming 
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