I like shmexy unicorns and cheese. I can't find a picture of me on my computer at the moment so I shall continue with the pic of JB holdin his crotch and sticking out hs tongue XD

*Facts*

~I'm gay
~I'm single and ready to mingle
~I get it cracking like a bad back
~Sometimes a drag queen
~Cute, I suppose
~Love animals
~I am a sexy ninja
~I own cookie monster
~I will bit you if you invade my personal space and you are a girl
~I will bit your neck if you are a dude
~I am in love with One Direction
~My bitches of friends are better than yours JK I probably don't know your friends
~My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
~I am Nicki Minaj the unicorn
~I'm a gay penguin
~You kill me you die
~You hate boyxboy, I murder your messed up ass
~I am Bionca when a drag queen
~Lick my dragon, he'll be nice to you then (my dragon is gay too)
~I'm just Sam<3