harley Quinn; Edward cullen
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"Can ya hear me," she chirps gleefully, her voice laced in her thick New York accent. There's a cunning and sinister look on her face, she's getting her last laugh! She has skillfully outsmarted them all before their very eyes, they are just puppets to her devilish puppet strings. "Is this thing on? Oh, hiya, bats! Jake. Bellsies. B-man." Welcome to the madhouse! Hahaha! I set a trap, and you all sprang into it gloriously! Hey, tell me, how do ya like my new uniform?"
She is slow and sensual, grinning widely as she performs a spin to showcase her brand new outfit. A tight blue and red corset adorns her body, along a pair of shiny leather red pants. Both of her hands wear a mismatch of short blue and red leather slip-on gloves. Edward just watches his vengeful beloved with an aching, marbled heart. He's created her to turn like this.
''Pretty hot, huh?'' Her soft face suddenly perks up. ''Oh! I got something to show you all! One second.'' She disappears from the frame, which now shows the sight of a dirty wall. Murmurs float through the air, Edward drowned in his thoughts.