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“guys i am so funny i’m literaly the funniest person you’ll know ” ur funniest joke is making the SAME body shaming joke to all of ur friends stfu !

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ppl will hype up that u have stims(weird but ok) until it’s classical music because LMFAOOO U STIM TO CLASSICAL MUSIC?? LMFAOO U SHOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED BECAUSE THATS SO EMBARRASSING LMFAOOO YOU AND UR MEGAMIND FORHEAD SHOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED like are u done yet 

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last night i stopped breathing in my sleep  because of nasal decongestion oh and i was having sleep paralysis so i couldn't move to actually breathe :D went for a solid mintiest without oxygen thought i was gonna die ‍♂️ now we can forget about what sleep is  because i'd rather be breathing 

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wow. i miss. home. and am really upset. that i can't spend the time. i was planning to this summer. i was. planning on doing. activities. and shit. but i'm not. with my friends.  who like to. go out. and do shit. i wish. i could. be home. my god.