souptopia

“guys i am so funny i’m literaly the funniest person you’ll know ” ur funniest joke is making the SAME body shaming joke to all of ur friends stfu !

souptopia

last night i stopped breathing in my sleep  because of nasal decongestion oh and i was having sleep paralysis so i couldn't move to actually breathe :D went for a solid mintiest without oxygen thought i was gonna die ‍♂️ now we can forget about what sleep is  because i'd rather be breathing