lars

my favorite thing to do ever is leave this app for a couple months and come back to reply to all the replies to my comments on stories 

y’all i was so severely cringey but also depressed last year what is wrong with me 

what have I gotten myself into

Hey! Thanks for the follow! I hope you enjoy my stories :) 

me: tells myself I'm finally happy and loving myself
          
          me a week later: still loving myself but my brain keeps saying I should end myself to get rid of stress

HAHA yall are in for a treat but have to wait until I have like 10 chapters written so I can procrastinate and still give you updates but just you wait.... it's kinky shit

xddddd i fucking hate myself

yall ever read something you've already read without knowing it, feel like you're getting deja vu, then see your own comments from 2 years ago

I AM FUCKING  S C R E E C H I N G  NEVER EVER LET ME LOOK IN MY LIBRARY EVER AGAIN please and thanks :)

Hi, you don't know me but I gotta say that Muriel is daddy asf