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AAAYE I CAN SKATE
I mean I just started yesterday, and not to brag, but I can go down the whole driveway now. hah.
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strawbert :)
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ahaha we love having a cracked tailbone for the entirety of quarantine that has gotten approximately and definitely zero percent better ahahajshsjsnzkjsjdjsh
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@celestial-vexation aJDKDJEJDJD I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED THAT HARD BUT ITS SO TRUE IT HURTS
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@sp0okyj1m me , downloading the app on my phone and connecting it to your lifealert so it will notify me when you get hurt : okay all done !! i've got 911 on speed dia-- you , not even two fucking seconds later : *pressing the button because you tripped over a pencil and broke both your elbows*
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@celestial-vexation I WILL KEMODMIDNDIN I BET THERE WILL BE IMMEDIATE RESULTS TOO, KNOWING HOW MUCH I ACCIDENTALLY HURT MYSELF AGAGSHGAH
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teehee i found u again
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me, shaving:
me, seeing the water turning red: I dont remember using a bath bomb..
the chunk I just cut out of my leg with the razor: oh boy, do you have a surprise coming your way
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the only straight i'll ever be is straight up useless
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I'm emotionally attached to a mango pit :)
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@Queen_Sparklez when it's all clean it's super fluffy and I dunno :( kinda cute and I wanted to eat a mango and then remembered that there was this tiktok with a girl cleaning and dying a mango pit so I cleaned my mango pit and it was super soft and I'm :)
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me: *performs a task that is fundamental to how every human should live their lives and take care of themselves, for example, eating more than one meal a day with random snacks in between*
me: self care :)
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come backkkk
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why did you have to go ;-;