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guess who's back ;)
          
          you might be very curious as to where ive been, which is fair, of course. fear not! papa spaghetti will tell you!
          
          boyfriend and i broke up (it was a little messy and he was very disrespectful about it) i took a ton of time off to focus on my PhD. i will soon be a surgeon! i have also started dating a very fine young man and have moved with him jnto a quaint little home by the lake.
          
          great news, by the way! since moving, i have finally been able to log back into my AO3 account! (you can find me under the same name as my wattpad one)
          
          all of my ao3 works have been deleted, but at least i have that stupid account back. i will also be attempting to recover my twitter.com account over the next little while since i have nothing better to do this semester.
          
          spaghetti nation! how i have missed all 35 of you!

hi sorry i disappeared. ended up cracking my skull open and was on strict concussion protocol for god knows how long. 
          
          i guess my dumb neighbours hate emos or sth bc it’s the second time they’ve tried to run me over. and I’m the only damn emo guy in this stupid country ahh neighborhood. 
          
          istg my neighbour lives 4 kilometres (2.4 miles for the american-kun’s out there) from me and STILL tries to get rid of me one way or another. 
          
          that stupid old man already tried to steal my chickens and that’s crossing a line. (yes, i have 3 chickens)
          
          yes, we’re getting the police involved, and YES, bf and i are looking for a new place to move to. (except canada’s housing prices can’t be fr rn…) we’re probably gonna end up moving further north at this point. lowkey cheaper that way.
          
          anyways! comeback coming soon? maybe? idk im seriously lacking the motivation. maybe its all the head trauma, but idk what im supposed to write anymore.
          
          TLDR: neighbour tried to kill me again, was on concussion protocol for past few months due to cracked skull, might have to move further north, neighbour is lowkey tryna kill me bc im a sexy goth boy, comeback coming soon maybe.
          
          ok bye

heyyy :D uh life update: 
          
          grandpapi is a cripple (we've already known this tho. its just worse this time smh) i also went ahead and got my tattoos coloured in and im not allowed to rest any of my weight upon my forearms for the next two weeks, unless i wanna risk messing up the healing process and the ink itself. 
          
          what does that mean? no updates for a while. i can type it on my phone but i already spent too much of my childhood years reading fanfics under my blanket at the dead of night and i dont wanna risk going even more blind. im also going to a wedding tmr and you bed yr left kidney im gonna drink myself into a coma to cope with my tragic wattpad kdrama bl life.
          
          thats not the point but im sure yall get it. 
          
          i will try my best to get things published, but life aint looking too sexy rn, spaghettination.... what is a man to do in these trying times? btw i got my precious laptop back omg my life is finally getting better (?).
          
          ill let yall in on a little secret since i havent updated in a while: im 6'3, got halfway to a black belt in karate but quit because my patellas (kneecaps) are flat when they should be curved (cripple alert), i did ballet but quit because i got bullied (lol), i was an artist and posted it frequently but then quit because someone stole my art and then i got cancelled for asian fishing (im literally chinese)
          
          yea thats all i got... im so sorry, spaghettination. if my life didnt suck, id be uploading chapters weekly like i used to. hopefully when the semester ends, ill finally feel better and get back into it. thanks for sticking around tho. means a lot to me. so do all yr silly little comments, i love them and they make me giggle and kick my feet.
          
          thanks for yr support, spaghettination.
          
          if i could, id give yall a big ,loving, fatherly kiss on the head and a pat on the shoulder.

hi so im back from my hiatus except my computer blew up so i can’t do anything until freaking tuesday god strike me down. why am i cursed with this fanfiction writer curse??? anyways… working on mr. mania and horizon on my phone rn. updates to chapters coming soon.

hi its my birthday im 26 lol also im on hiatus woopsies sorry medical issues

i have beef w the latest chapter of mr. mania so im rewriting. also, horizon is up. wattpad's broken again.

hi chat sorry for disappearing again. i was in the hospital. updates will probably resume after my midterms. also working on getting my ao3 acct back. sorry again. life isn't life-ing rn.

hey chat i made a discovery... my bf and yunho are oddly similar... both tall nerds. if he's a yun hoe, what am i? an emo loser probably 

cant believe i lost followers smh... am i not sexy enough fo u guys ?!!?!@?1 anyways, mr. mania TONIGHT.
          
          (by "tonight" i mean like sometime near 1 am in my time zone lol)

*ahem* id like to talk ab the next chapter of mr. mania rlly quickly...
          
          it is truly going to be a pivotal role in the development of the mr. mania lore. not only will u be reading about overpriced water from norway, but u will also be reading about south korean costcos, evil schemer jongho, yungi marriage counselling,  mingi's life altering discovery, a thieving seonghwa, and hemochromatosis (as well as many other health related nonsense thanks to jongho's illness) and much more. this is kind of a lore drop/filler chapter + u find out what happens to ghost seonghwa (im smirking evilly rn)
          
          erm it'll be published sometime this month i think... i cant seem to focus these days so i dont wanna force myself to write and then publish garbage. u will not catch me lacking, mark my worms. 
          
          yea, big things are in the works rn, my pookies. mr. mania is quickly coming to a close. (sequel, mayhaps???)
          
          also 1 million dollars to whoever can guess my name (its very hard)