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Hehehe microwave go mmmm

Stfu before I put a nature valley grain bar on ur bed 

Better hide yA KIDSSSS

Me going back in time to give a midieval peasant mf Baja Blast

*to the tune of boulevard or broken dreams* I walked to Burger King, then I walked back home from Burger King 

“My pad is too loud in the bathroom stALL” bay blade bay let it rip 

I WAS SO SCARED OF BIG BIRD OH MY GOD

*muscle man voice* ya know who got me chocolate?? My mom >:)

I cried to fERRIS BULLERS DAY OFF NOT EVEN LIKE THE TITANIC OR SOME SHIT BWHAHA WHAT

Girls don’t want boys, girls want megamind’s fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan