"I'll need three goats, a crossbow and a man to go like this "*waves fingers wildly*."  "I know a man with goats."   "Great! I can go like this *waves fingers wildly*"   - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Did anybody see that cause I'm sure as hell not gonna do it again!"   - Captain Jack Sparrow after doing a cool backflip off a crumbling tower into the ocean

"Somebody hail a whale?" - Sid the sloth, Ice age

"Sure! The more the merrier!"   " Noo! That's a false proposition! More does not equal merry. If there were 500 people in this room would we be celebrating, no we'd be suffocating!"  - Leonard &Sheldon

"Hey dumbass!"    "Hello..... insufficiently intelligent human"   " Ooh! Rush me to the burn unit!"  - Leslie Winkle & Sheldon 

" I want brainssss!!" - @egyptianmau5 (in zombie mode)

"Frying pans! Who knew, right?"  - Eugene Fitzherbert, Tangled

"A jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"I need a pig here! Would you like one Um?" - The Red Queen, Alice in Wonderland

"In a world of locked doors, the man with a key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown." - Jim Moriarty

"They're right about you. You're a psychopath." "High functioning sociopath. With your number." - Sherlock