Sponge Bob

omg ily spongebob 

are u a zombie

are you stalking me

i want a krabby patty p le ase

yES 

oof, a daddy. lemme pay extra 

Feed me c: I want a crabby patty 

Gimme some crappy patties uwu

I WONT TELL HIM I PROMISE

/gives you money; JSKJSKjjs