Okay...

●Crazy comicbook fanboy.

●Music Fanatic and Enthusiast.

●Obviously gay, like duhh, straight people don't come from Gay Krypton or else we'll turn them gay with pink kryptonite. *whispers* That shit's reaaall ;)

●I believe in God

●Would go straight for Jennifer Lawrence, Gigi Hadid and Shailene Woodley.

●I have the most unattractive laugh known to man, gay kryptonians and potatoes. It sounds something in between a crying cat, a laughing seal and a chicken that is about to be slaughtered.

●I'm the ultimate drama queen overlord.

●I'm a lazy mofo

●I'm a clumsy typer.

●I have the attention span of a puppy

●I'm petty AF. DON'T ANNOY ME!

●Sensei in the Art of Procrastinating.

●I'm a cobweb of complexities. Does that even make sense? Pfft! Whatever *flips invisible blond hair*

●Man-booty is the essence of life

●Henry Cavill makes me emotional. Tbh I'm just a really thirsty boy in some need of some damn good cake.



Don't forget to say hi. I don't bite unless you provoke me then IMMA LEAVE MA TEETH MARKS ALL OVER YO BODY AND THEY'LL BE THERE TILL THE END OF TIME AND YOU'LL BE SHOWING YO GRANDKIDS!!!






Toodles :)







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