Age: Why would I tell you this? This is personal. Just know that I am somewhere between the ages of 13 and 30. There.
Proud member of the Pansexual Army (We're funky little people who love everyone who deserves to be loved)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YOU STUNNING, FUNKY LITTLE GUYS, GALS AND NON-BINARY PALS!!!!!!!

What to call me: River, Author-san, "Hey, you", son of a bitch (I know, I don't update, I SAID I'M SORRY), etc. 

Current Stories:
Blackberries (DP One-shot) - COMPLETED
My Rant Book (Does this even count?) - ONGOING

Stories in the Works:
- *CRACK FIC* Harry Potter and Danny Phantom crossover, Vlad x Trelawney (I need to screenshot the WattPad conversation that gave birth to this horrifying idea. It's fuckin brilliant) (shit it's been literally years and I still haven't written this motherfucking horror story. I'm so sorry to anyone who still remembers this absolute nightmare of a crackfic idea)

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Hello children! Life sucks, and I'm super busy.  I don't really have the time or motivation to write fleshed-out stories, but you can check out Blackberries, which was where I tried my hand at a Danny Phantom one-shot AU. If for some reason you want me to post my half-written ideas as unfinished stories or in a compilation book of sorts, I'd be willing to do that (maybe) if you pester me enough.

P.S. Please don't expect a lot from me, because I lose inspiration fast, and even though I love my stories to death and back, I'm just not dedicated to writing. I have school and life, but I'll try to write stuff.

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Memento Mori, everyone. Death comes for us all, and Unus Annus, our one year, has come to an end. #WeWereHere, and I was there from 365:00:00:00. All that's left are the memories we made along the way, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't crying.