Spelunkadunk / KJ Lissaut

The good news: my baby #2 is here, healthy, and happy
          The not-so-good news: I had some health crises during/after the birth that are still unresolved, resulting in twenty days in the hospital and more to come
          
          That pushed back our intended finish date for "Granny Thayer, Demon Slayer" (plus @SophieKestrel also spent ten days in the hospital recently!), but we finally finished this wild ride of a story! A huge thank you to everyone who decided to give this silly satire a chance--we so enjoyed your comments and support. Hope you had as much fun with this story as we did! <3
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1628085588-granny-thayer-demon-slayer-collab-with

Thanks for adding Easy Peasy, Extra Cheesy to your reading list!

Double-update of "Granny Thayer, Demon Slayer" today! Chapter 24 is titled "I Don't Think You're Ready for the Takedown," and Chapter 25 (two sentences) is "Must Make the Woohoo." 
          
          Excerpt from chapter 24: 
          Fazir flipped the page with the polling numbers over to expose today’s newspaper article. It was an especially good one this time, detailing a valiant battle Fazir had waged against a zombified tractor in order to save a town a few days ago. The details may have been ever-so-slightly embellished. In fact, it had actually been one of Fazir’s knights who took on the rogue tractor while Fazir stood a safe distance away. But no one needed to know that. After all, Fazir was the one who had hired said knight—which was basically the same thing as Fazir defeating the tractor himself. Wasn’t it?
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1613046723-granny-thayer-demon-slayer-collab-with

Chapter 23 of "Granny Thayer, Demon Slayer" is titled "Hero," and it comes with a couple more twists and a lot of heart. We're getting very close to the end now!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1610222038-granny-thayer-demon-slayer-collab-with

Chapter 22 of "Granny Thayer, Demon Slayer" is titled "Everything That Makes You Special." It's silly and sentimental, but if your world is feeling like mine, it's a much-needed tonic.
          https://www.wattpad.com/1607641302-granny-thayer-demon-slayer-collab-with
          
          Here's a teaser with no major story spoiler but a pretty big real-life spoiler XD
          
          “You cannot be serious,” he said, after a very pregnant pause (but not as pregnant as the authors, who were rushing to finish this story before they gave birth, which was leading to some rather questionable analogies and narrative decisions).

Chapter 21 of "Granny Thayer, Demon Slayer" is titled "Anagrams are Complicated, and Dark Lords are Assholes."
          
          Teaser:
          “We—hack—have to get out of here!” LB said. A second later, his eyes drifted shut, and he crumpled to the ground. A few meters away, Saya was curled in a fetal position, her silky hair fluttering as she snored. Jiggles had already been napping, as he had been unimpressed by the dialogue in this chapter, but he opened his eyes to mew indignantly at the toxic fumes and gave the smoke a lazy swipe with his paw before falling back asleep.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1605891261-granny-thayer-demon-slayer-collab-with

Congrats on Human Bait getting featured! Always awesome to see that story getting some much deserved love <3

It's the moment you've all been waiting for! ...ok, not all, and not most, but those of you have been waiting have certainly waited an admirably, almost concern-worthy (are you ok?) long time... 
          
          The return of Granny Thayer!
          
          For those of you who started this story long ago, we promise all the silliness and heart from the start, and we also promise not to leave you hanging this time (or at least we strongly hope we won't, and we are already close to the end in draft-form). For those who haven't checked out the story, here's a quote from this chapter that gives you a little taste for the satirical drama you will encounter.
          
          "And without me," she screeched, "the Dark Lord’s Lair is impossible to find.”
          “Wait, but what's that over there?” said LB, pointing at a flashing arrow sign labeled ‘THIS WAY TO THE DARK LORD’S LAIR.’
          “Be polite, LB,” Raj scolded.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1448391182-granny-thayer-demon-slayer-collab-with

Epsa and Izra are about to become some of my favorite couples here on wattpad!
          
          Their little chat in the first encounter was funny and lovely =) 

I just saw that you removed Lord of The Night. And thanks god finally cause now it feels like we are closer to the publishing then everr! I am really really excited for the physical books and read them all over again hahhhaha. Just wanted to say good luck and I know it'll be the best <3 XOXO